If Looks Could Kill Miss, you do have to pay for that, you know! I already have...in so many ways. I already have. -- Clerk and Norma Dean, If Looks Could Kill Goodbye, Norma Dean. Only the gorgeous die young. Right Nick? -- Schanke, If Looks Could Kill What do you think made her go crazy like that? I don't know, but from the looks of the inside of her purse, I'd say it was the sheer effort involved in trying to stay gorgeous and young. -- Schanke and Nick, If Looks Could Kill There's enough makeup here for an extended run of the Mikado. The first stroll through a woman's purse is no walk in the park, Nick. Just be glad it's not Myra's purse. I still have nightmares about that curling iron with the spikes in it. Why do they do it to themselves, Schank? Well, Myra says we do it to them. -- Schanke and Nick, If Looks Could Kill I worship this woman... That woman is fifteen years old. -- Schanke and Natalie, If Looks Could Kill Fifteen? Oh, come on, Schanke! Everybody knows that taking credit for prepubescence is the oldest trick in the cosmetic manufacturers handbook. Buy this and look like that...Oh my! Personally, I'd rather try to grow old gracefully. -- Schanke and Natalie, If Looks Could Kill I want you to make me what you are. Please make me one of you! -- Baroness, If Looks Could Kill So, what's your secret of youth? What? What's with the look? Nothing. -- Schanke and Nick, If Looks Could Kill Nice decorating job. I don't know whether I'm in a sorority house, a gym, or a museum. Sure is eclectic. Yeah, kinda reminds me of your place. -- Schanke and Nick, If Looks Could Kill I say we question every single one of 'em! -- Schanke, eyeing the women at the health club, If Looks Could Kill What are you thinking, Nick? I have absolutely no idea. -- Natalie and Nick, If Looks Could Kill Well, at least now there's the possibility of a medical explanation. As opposed to a supernatural one? -- Natalie and Nick, If Looks Could Kill Well, one thing's for sure, Nat. If she was a vampire, she wouldn't have died of a gunshot wound. -- Nick, If Looks Could Kill She has a strange way of coping with tragedy. We could outlast her any century. Are you so sure of that? Hmm. Feeling are age, are we? Well, sometimes it's difficult not to. Relax. Your midlife crisis is at least a millenium away. -- Nick and Janette, If Looks Could Kill Look at them. They all dance as if Father Time were shooting bullets at their feet. Which, I suppose he is. -- Janette, If Looks Could Kill You're trying to make me believe that you truly care about me? But I do truly care about you. It's not my library, or my parties, ... or the smell of the blood of my guests? Don't try and protest. I've discovered what you are. I know why you decline my invitations to hunt in the afternoon. Because you hunt only at night... Really, Baroness. I suggest you drop this very dangerous delusion. -- Baroness and Nick, If Looks Could Kill If you won't make me one of you, then tell me you'll make me your lover. -- Baroness, If Looks Could Kill Berniece, I know death is never very easy to deal with. Especially when you're the one being left behind. That's the hard part, being left behind. -- Nick and Berniece, If Looks Could Kill Well, I guess that puts a crimp in our vaccine theory. Or adds weight to another, perhaps? Come on, we both know that can't be. If she was bitten by a vampire, she wouldn't be alive, unless being a zombie is your definition of being alive. And if she was a vampire, she wouldn't be dead. -- Nick and Natalie, If Looks Could Kill Somehow this doesn't seem like the kind of place you'd expect to find a plastic surgery practice... Well, actually, I was thinking the exact opposite. Well, you could have a point. -- Natalie and Nick, If Looks Could Kill So shall we spread out? I wouldn't use that expression in here, if I were you. -- Nick and Natalie, If Looks Could Kill What happened to you? You just don't realize what it takes to be beautiful! -- Nick and Berniece, If Looks Could Kill Sometimes it takes a woman, Nicolah, to understand another woman's plight. -- Janette, If Looks Could Kill Is that a weave? Don't answer that! -- Schanke, If Looks Could Kill Okay, it's stupid, but you've always got to be thinking in this job. -- Schanke, If Looks Could Kill You are asking me to believe something absolutely impossible. You understand that? He says he never say anything, yet he claims he never left. There's a computation error, here! -- Schanke, If Looks Could Kill Did she have any visitors? I don't think so...No. I don't think so. The absent-minded guard! -- Nick, guard and Schanke, If Looks Could Kill I can't believe you let me make a long-distance call on your car phone! You know how much those things cost? -- Schanke, If Looks Could Kill I can't believe how often he does this to me! Amazing! -- Schanke, If Looks Could Kill No, Nicholas. What you and I have done, I now consider to be a last resort. What I do for my patients is something I wish you had thought of yourself. A way to stay young without turning cold...without having to shy away from the sunlight. How many? Only those who wanted it the most. Only those who wanted it most! And did they know what it was you were offering? Did you tell them it was the blood of a vampire? You didn't. You at least had a choice. GET OUT! You at least knew what you were asking for. They are not like us! Then what exactly are they? Hmm? What exactly have you done to them? I said GO! Your treatment is brilliant, Doctor. It's miraculous how your patients haven't led this cursed existence of ours. Assuage your guilt some other way, Nicholas. Your guilt on behalf of yourself and all men who have ever spurned Athena in the quest for Venus. You're blaming me for what you are? For the tragic resolution for a mortal lifetime of vanity? Oh no. I won't accept the blame. Because you were the one who ultimately devalued your less fleeting gifts, who devalued your soul. You were a trusted friend. I trusted your opinion. You should have trusted your own more. -- Baroness and Nick, If Looks Could Kill I don't get it. You say you were there and you saw the whole thing. But you don't remember who shot the old woman. It doesn't make sense. It's ridiculous! Sounds like a computation error to me! I don't know what else to tell you. I know it sounds ridiculous, but you think I enjoy the notion of premature Alzheimers? I can't remember for some reason. I just can't remember! -- Stonetree, Cop #1, Cop #2, Guard and Schanke, If Looks Could Kill Can't remember. He can't remember. Post-hypnotic suggestion. Well, I don't mean to criticize, but couldn't you have been a bit more thorough, say planted an alternate memory for his sake? Yeah, maybe I could, and ... eventually, I will. -- Natalie and Nick, If Looks Could Kill