Unreality TV Yup, it's a dark and.... dark and lonely jungle out there with lots of wild animals masquerading as human beings. Just ask Nick. -- Schanke, Unreality TV When you're out there on the street alone , you're definitely up the river without an outboard....you, you're working without a net.....bungee jumping without a cord...it's like, well it's like...what's it like, Nick? It's like being alone in an alien world. You really think so? -- Schanke and Nick, Unreality TV Well, what do you want me put 'em? Traffic? You know parking violations don't make good television. They were in the line of fire. Well, they were in Viet Nam and the Persian Gulf and the riots in Los Angeles. It's the Commissioner's idea. It' not my decision. -- Stonetree and Nick, Unreality TV They were in Viet Nam, they were in the Persian Gulf, and now they're in the bathroom . Well, the sight of blood does strange things to some people. Tell me about it. -- Nick and Natalie, Unreality TV The camera was right there. I could have nailed him. The killer. Yeah, but I couldn't let them see the vampire. Probably they would have it all on tape. Sometimes being a vampire is a real disadvantage. At least in these days of modern technology. -- Nick and Natalie, Unreality TV Ain't technology wonderful. -- Schanke, Unreality TV Big skirmish down by the Run, last night. Whole field was on fire. There was plenty of light, so I start takin' pictures, just to see what would come out. [beat] I couldn't believe what I was seein'. I kept switching plates in and out of the camera as fast as I could . Who else has seen these? Not a soul. I was the only one there, by then. The rest of the outfit was way up ahead. What the hell is it, doc? An angel? Yes. The angel of death. -- Sullivan and Nick, Unreality TV It's been a long time, Nicholas. Let me see, when was it? The Crimean? War of 1812? -- LaCroix, Unreality TV You follow carnage like a vulture. -- Nick, Unreality TV I don't care for the conflict. It's very noisy, don't you agree? But I love the free food. -- LaCroix, Unreality TV You're a sick man, Lacroix. Physician, heal thyself... Tell me that you abstain in the midst of this bounty. I draw only what sustenance I need so that I can work . I do not prey on misery -- Nick and LaCroix, Unreality TV You warm my dead heart, Nicholas. -- LaCroix, Unreality TV The man with the camera, he photographed me didn't he? All these marvellous new inventions, Nicholas. They're shrinking our domain. Endangering our secrets. Science may yet reveal us to the mortal world. -- LaCroix, Unreality TV You never could hide your thoughts from me, Nicholas. I'm afraid I was a poor teacher in that area. Or maybe?...yes, we skipped those lessons, didn't we? The photographer... you know the code in these matters. Handle it, Nicholas, because if you won't, the Enforcers will. -- LaCroix, Unreality TV So. What brings all of you down so early in the day? Nick....uh..it's called video verite, Nick. I hope you don't mind. Listen, I know I wasn't supposed to use the door code except under emergencies, but we wanted to capture the man behind the uniform, or in this case, out of the uniform. We wanted to capture the reality of the man. Not just the cop on the beat. A verite phone call would have been nice. -- Nick and Schanke, Unreality TV Don't touch the blinds. -- Nick, Unreality TV Might be a good angle. So, you feeling a little sore today? Sore. No, a little angry, maybe embarrassed? No, no, I mean physically. Why do you ask? Well, I went over the tapes last night, and from what I saw I could swear you took a hit. Well, I look like I'm in one piece now. -- Tawny and Nick, Unreality TV I think one media star's enough for you guys in one day. -- Nick, Unreality TV Find the one about you mean does Nick ever buy a donut... -- Schanke and Tawny, Unreality TV You OK, Nick? You look uh, distracted or something. Nah, nah No, I'm fine. -- Stonetree and Nick (who is obviously NOT fine), Unreality TV You must destroy these pictures. You must forget what you've seen. -- Nick, Unreality TV There's a man there flying. How am I supposed to forget that?. I didn't do no tricks with the camera, doc. There's sumpthing real in these pictures, and it might still be around here, so I aim to find out what it is. And I don't know why you're trying to hard to convince me otherwise. -- Sullivan, Unreality TV I stopped by the hospital to see Bobby. How is he? He's, uh, a little slowed down. A bullet will do that. To most people. Look, I don't know what you think you saw, but... Saw? I have it on tape, detective. Would you, um, take a look? --Tawny and Nick, Unreality TV You cannot show those tapes What in the name of God are you? What I am isn't important. Tawny, listen to me... What you saw through that camera.. it didn't happen... Yeah You tell that to my audience next week. Look, I know what I saw. The camera doesn't lie. -- Nick and Tawny, Unreality TV The very existence of those tapes places you in grave danger. This is way too big to let go by. You must destroy those tapes. You must forget what you saw... You're doing something to me You're doing something to my mind! You stay away from me! I don't know what you are detective, but whatever you are, I have evidence that you exist. That you are real. And it is my responsibility as a journalist to show it to the world. -- Nick and Tawny, Unreality TV He has no part in this. The fault is mine. The code, Nicholas. I told you, the code. -- LaCroix, Unreality TV You must fix it, Nichola. They will not allow the code to be broken. Well, I've tries to control her but she won't submit Of course she won't submit. She has photographic evidence, or worse, video tape. Well why does that matter? Oh darling, where have you been? All right, it may be just a rumour, but even so, if you had hung around with your own kind more this past century, you would have heard it, too. -- Janette and Nick, Unreality TV Technology, hein? Why do mortals always seek to complicate the world. Before television and movies, people used to go to clubs and now... so you must destroy the tape. It is your only hope. And certainly is her only hope. -- Janette, Unreality TV I can't do this. But then again, Don, only once in a lifetime does a man have a moment where fate takes his hand. You gotta follow that dream wherever that dream may lead. Be all that you can be. -- Schanke, Unreality TV I feel like Jack Ruby or somebody. Like I know something I shouldn't. -- Danny, Unreality TV Do what I say or they'll kill us both. Who are they and what do they want? They are what I am. They are sworn to protect our secret. To keep the world from discovering the knowledge of our existence. They look like vampires or something. Omigod, that's what you are. -- Nick and Tawny, Unreality TV The night technician! The guy's a vampire. Danny? He seems so nice. -- Nick and Tawny, Unreality TV You think you know somebody.... -- Tawny, Unreality TV Now listen to me. You have to forget everything that you've seen. How can I forget everything? Surrender your will to me. Submit! You have to forget. I..I have to forget. Now sleep. It's done. Its over. -- Nick and Tawny, Unreality TV How's the show coming.? Oh, right, the show. Well, uh, I dunno...I forget where I left off. Good. -- Nick and Tawny, Unreality TV Don, didn't I mention that I'm in a lot of pain? What are you writing, your yearbook. -- Bobby, Unreality TV C'mon, Knight, you're going to miss my fifteen minutes of glory. -- Schanke, Unreality TV