For I Have Sinned
 
A word to the wise.  Immortality is no excuse not to floss.
  -- Nick, For I Have Sinned
 
Oh, Nicolah.  You used to be so charming.
  -- Janette, For I Have Sinned
 
Bon Appetite.
  -- Nick, For I Have Sinned
 
It's dangerous in there Schanke.
Dangerous.  Ha Ha! I eat danger for breakfast.  That is grade A
action in there.  You're just selfish.
  -- Nick and Schanke, For I Have Sinned
 
You're looking at a killer ladies man!
  -- Schanke, For I Have Sinned
 
What is it this time?
Ugly.
  -- Nick and Schanke, For I Have Sinned
 
Great car!
It works.
  -- Schanke and Nick, For I Have Sinned
 
You've been following me.
Yes.  I couldn't help myself.
  -- Joan of Arc and Nick, For I Have Sinned
 
I have no fear of you.
You should.
  -- Joan of Arc and Nick, For I Have Sinned
 
You who live forever, live in constant fear of death.
  -- Joan of Arc, For I Have Sinned
 
Well, the garlic pills are definitely an improvement.
  -- Nick, For I Have Sinned
 
So what's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
It's a life.
I can't believe I'm actually dancing to this stuff.
And what else goes with dancing?
I don't know...dining?
I was THINKING of something else! Take my hand.
Sure.
  -- Schanke and Alma, For I Have Sinned
 
I think your plumbing needs a little flushing.
  -- Alma, For I Have Sinned
 
Take slow easy breaths, we don't want your blood to boil.  It
spoils the taste.
  -- Alma, For I Have Sinned
 
Alma's not the kind of woman that you want to play around with.
The consequences could have proved fatal.
What?  You mean she might have... I could have caught something
like...
Let's just say that you would have become a permanent member of
the night shift.
  -- Janette and Schanke, For I Have Sinned
 
So you are afraid of dying.  Life isn't so everlasting, now.  I
can give it to you.  A life that never ends.  A power beyond 
your imagination...
Don't!
  -- Nick and Joan of Arc, For I Have Sinned
 
How can you be so sure your God will be waiting for you on the
other side?
Faith.  Pure, simple Faith.  Take this to remember me by.  To 
remember that the faith you've lost is always there to regain.
  -- Nick and Joan of Arc, For I Have Sinned
 
I didn't know you went to church.
Yeah.  Well I didn't think it would help my resume.
  -- Peggy and Magda, For I Have Sinned
 
Is there nothing you believe in that strongly?
  -- Father Rocheford to Nick, For I Have Sinned
 
It's amazing looking, and very, very old.  Where did you get it?
It was Joan of Arc's.
Joan of Arc?  THE Joan of Arc?  Did she actually give it to you?
Yeah.  I wanted to bring her over to save her life.  But she 
wouldn't let me.  You know she had this incredible strength,  
this courage, utter lack of fear.
Faith.
Yeah.  Faith in her own immortality.  The spiritual kind.  Not
the kind I had to offer.
Bring the cross to me.
Why are you all so afraid of it?
Because it's the symbol of the one true light and we're creatures
of the dark... No.  Bring it closer.
Why tackle this now?
Because tomorrow I'm spending the day in a church.
  -- Nick and Natalie, For I Have Sinned
 
That woman doesn't know when she's got a good thing going!  I
mean, how many guys call up from work just to say hi?
At six in the morning?  There's an old Italian saying, Schanke.
When a man send his wife flowers for no reason, there's usually
a reason.
 -- Schanke and Nick, For I Have Sinned
 
So...I went back last night.  Alone.
With lust in your heart.
Why did I do it?  I mean WHAT was I trying to prove.  There was this 
woman in there.  Alma or Yvette.  I don't know what her name was.
It's Alma.
Yeah, right, Alma.  Anyway she was coming after me like I was
Mel Gibson to the tenth, like I was some kind of Greek... 
(Schanke goes around and yanks the door open to the
confessional and sees Nick) ...GOD!
Number One.  I thought I told you to stay away from there.  
Number Two.  You're supposed to cover this place from the outside.
You son of a...
Twenty Hail Mary's.  Promise you'll never go there again.
  -- Schanke and (Father) Nick, For I Have Sinned
 
The Lord helps those who...etc. etc.
  -- Nick, For I Have Sinned
 
Detective, even you can have life everlasting.
  -- Father Rocheford, For I Have Sinned
 
Hey, hey.  Is Knight okay?
Alive and well, Schanke.  I think your confession made me sick
to my stomach.
Hey, look, that is not for publication.  I do not want you 
contacting Reuters or UPI.  Got it?
  -- Schanke and Nick, For I Have Sinned
 
How did you do that?
A little bit of adrenaline...and a lot of faith.
  -- Magda and Nick, For I Have Sinned
 
Oh, ring around the collar!
What, are you a hygienist?
  --  Natalie and Schanke, For I Have Sinned
 
Who knows.  Maybe I'm a step closer.
To God or mortality?
Maybe both.
  -- Nick and Natalie, For I Have Sinned